Trooper has been chewing our dining room chair. In an effort to stop this, I cleverly asked Jay to spread some Tabasco on the area, thinking that his next chew would be his last. Great plan, right?
Turns out, Tabasco sauce doesn't really bother a Mastiff. But it does make him drool. A lot. For a long time, out of both sides of his mouth.
So, now I have a chewed dining room chair, a soggy carpet and a disgusting animal on the loose.
Well, it seemed like a good idea. Live and learn.