Scar Face

Tony scratched Joey in the face a few days ago. This event spawned the following conversation:

Joey: Will this leave a scar?

Me: I don't think so. Maybe a light one for just a few months.

Joey: Darn it!

Me: What? Why do you want a scar on your face?

Joey: So I can look dark and twisted.


Now, why didn't I think of that?