Monday, January 24, 2011

Isn't it Obvious?

Jay called me over this morning, as he often does, to ask that I take a moment out of my busy day to appreciate the dog. This is the scene that inspired his affection:

Unmoved, I said, "You know, I could do that. Lay around all day and bask in my own odor, contributing nothing to the house. Would I get the same admiration?"

Jay, looked totally shocked, exclaimed, "But he IS contributing something to the household!"

"Oh really?" I asked skeptically. "What's that?"

"Aesthetics!" he confidently replied.

Of course. Don't know how I could have missed it.


Anonymous said...

Hahahaha! I think Chloe adds the same thing to our household!

Anonymous said...

What exactly is that his head is resting on? It looks like it might be a whole bag of something he devoured.... I certainly hope not, cuz with his sensitive stomach that is going to be a LOT of vomit he will "contribute" to the household as well !! Wonder what Jay will think of him then, since he will be the one mopping it up :)

Briana Schalow said...

A vision of my future...

anna lisa said...

Read that one out loud!

I must be dumb because I have been trying to convince Ricardo we need a dog..

"Like a hole in the head!" :(