So, I'm watching Joey's scrimmage game last week when Lindsey comes up to me and tells me that Tony is kicking people. (He is playing with a group of off-duty cheerleaders and various siblings of players.)
I call him over and proceed to have this enlightening conversation with him:
Me: What's going on? I hear you're kicking people.
Tony, with total wide-eyed innocence: Not EVERYone.
Oh. Well. Then I guess we're OK. How silly of me to be concerned, because clearly there is no problem here! So glad he set me straight.